without using that annoying little copyright symbol. Oh well. That's the way it goes when your site is buried under so many sub-nets that it's impossible to find with a search engine (I dare you to find it with a search engine. Come on. I dare you!!). One thing that I would like to tell you is that this is not a homepage. Why isn't it a homepage you may ask? Well, it's because it has no fun homepage info like fun buttons, info, etc., (as I said before) for you too look at. And it's just fine that way - there are to be no people petitioning me to change this to an actual homepage. If it weren't for Un-homepages, homepages would be taken for granted and nobody would appreciate them anymore. But since Un-homepages such as this are very hard to find anymore, mine is rare and will never be thought of as given.

that I would like you to see. Look at the Evil Overlord (There's a mocking picture of him to the above) section to see a few things that are really funny and amusing. Also, you MUST, as members of the country that value your freedom to watch movies on screens that are not big enough to fit the whole movie on the screen and eat popcorn and step on sticky floors and be bombarded by deafening theater music, vote against DIVX. I had heard tell that DIVX is responsible for the DOW falling and that it was responsible for the recent slew of pathetic disaster TV movies. It must be stopped!!!

I would just like to point out that I have a lot of fun maintaining this site so you had better have fun viewing it. Or else.....

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Quick Links To Other Areas Of My Site

The Evil Overlord Section
This is the place where you'll find out everything that you want to know about the Evil Overlord, Iantown, etc. I've recently updated it with new pictures and information. And if you want to talk to the Overlord, E-mail me and we'll discuss the price for his AOL Instant Messenger (notice - no copyright marks here either) screen name.

Fun Stuff Section
This is a wonderful collection of things from various areas of the World Wide Web that embody everything that has been, and always will be funny. I update it when I find things that are amusing. I have updated almost ALL sections with new graphics and looks. So poke around and be ready to laugh your self into a coma. One person once told me: "I laughed until I peed!! Then I laughed at that!!!" The moral of the story: Wear Pampers (and yet again - no copyright or trademark note) before reading this material.

The Observation Deck
This is where I make all my observations and comments about the world. I observe people, things, politics (a REALLY fun field to make fun of), TV, and many other things. I then note all obscure findings that I have. I've also thrown in a wonderful way or two to justify laziness. Lookie!!!

The Virus List
No, no, no. It's not just some virus list warning you about some new, fatal virus that only an expensive, state-of-the-art virus program can cure. This is a public service to the people of Earth. This is a list of viruses that you may not have come across yet. If anybody can create these viruses, let me know and we'll talk. But you'll think twice about hating viruses when you see this list.

Why The Chicken Crossed The Road
Well, to answer that infamous question "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" we interviewed many celebrities that you have come to either love or despise. See what they had to say on the subject. I guarantee that you'll love these responses that our judges gathered. Call your parents over for these.

The Evil Overlord's Un-Homepage
Look here for the latest in Un-Homepage and Evil Overlord stuff. Maintained by the Evil Overlord himself. He is also known as El Eccentrico because of his feeble, 60-year-old, eccentric behavior. And believe it or not, he seems to be losing his hair. At this rate, we'll be able to sell his head as a casaba melon at the market - and we'll throw in the whole body for free!!! (I'm not committing murder. It's just plain gross and besides, what would I do with a body and no head?) Check it out.

Two Dogs Inn
This is a site that is run by family members of mine who have WAY too much time on their hands. Take a look. It's pretty good - but not even close to mine.

And don't ask me for anymore quick links. I'll add them when I'm ready to and no earlier. Got it?!? <People stare at me> And stop looking at me like that!!! <stops> Thanks.

Tic-Tac-Tow-Toe
Well, if you'd like to play a fun game of that old favorite Tic-Tac-Toe, get on over here. It's been jazzed up and has some interestinc comments that I'll change when I feel like it. But don't worry, it's all clean. Enjoy.

*Ahem: I was just kidding, you know, about that thing above about not liking the page. But I must tell you that I really want to hear from you about this page. Weather it's good or bad. I wanna know who's coming here. Also, if it's bad, you'd better be willing to be yelled at by my attorneys, servants, colleagues, friends, enemies, dog, siblings, and Satan himself.

I'd also like to note that not one, but two spiritual groups have told me that I'm doing a great job on the page. They've told me that God looks down happily on me and that Satan is quite pleased that I'm showing people that God can make a mistake every now and again (just look around, you'll find a mistake or two (hundred thousand) in the world. But for those of you who can't see them, visit my Observation Deck). Although, Satan doesn't particularly care that I don't like DIVX. Oh well.